Who was the greatest female author in German history? Ann Schluss. Her books had a way of taking over Czechoslovakia and Austria in particular. — Have you heard of the Austrian man Duerf? He was the world’s leading reverse psychologist — What do you call an Austrian woman’s undergarments? A Freudian Slip. — Why did… Continue reading Some short jokes about Austria
Some short jokes about sex – part 2
Born Too Late To Explore The Earth, Born too early to explore the galaxy, Born at just the right time to have sex with virtual reality anime chicks. — the closest I’ve ever come to a threesome was when I was mowing the lawn and I got hit in the face by two dragonflies having… Continue reading Some short jokes about sex – part 2
Some short jokes about Nazis
What did nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles — My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven. — How do you comfort a grammar nazi? Pat him or her on the back and say, “Their,… Continue reading Some short jokes about Nazis
Some short jokes about Germany
Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens. — Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare! — Q: What country is ill? A: Germany. — Why did Germany… Continue reading Some short jokes about Germany
Some short jokes about Canada
My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels. — What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha! — Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility. 5 beavers is worth a caribou 4 caribous are worth a loon And 2 loons are… Continue reading Some short jokes about Canada
Some short jokes about sex – part 1
Bill Clinton must be the luckiest man in the world. All of the sex he has, with Hillary, you know it’s hate sex. — My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face. — I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender…I base it on whether… Continue reading Some short jokes about sex – part 1
Kelly Armstrong Quotes
And they certainly wouldn’t take you along to a murder. That would be irresponsible parenting. Dont talk to the crazy kids. I longed to shout back that we weren’t crazy. I’d mistaken her kid for a ghost, that’s all. Everyone is the sum total of past experiences. A character doesn’t just spring to life at… Continue reading Kelly Armstrong Quotes
Quote: Muslims and BA
The vastness of businesses administration entails that it is a rich platform from which a Muslim can conduct righteous deeds. Mohammad Rahman
The German View: Why it is a blessing that Stauffenberg failed on July 20, 1944
July 20, 1944 is one of Germany’s fateful days: the assassination attempt carried out by Stauffenberg and his allies fails. And that is just good. Although Germany was already almost hopelessly weakened militarily, it was still undefeated. The belief in the miracle weapons was there with many, parts of the people prepared for total war.… Continue reading The German View: Why it is a blessing that Stauffenberg failed on July 20, 1944
What is the Austrian National Dish?
Most people will tell you that the Austrian national dish is “Wiener schnitzel”. It’s a type of schnitzel made of a thin, breaded, pan-fried veal cutlet. It should be served with potatoe salad, but nowadays is often served with french fries.