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  • Some short jokes about Austria

    Some short jokes about Austria

    Who was the greatest female author in German history? Ann Schluss. Her books had a way of taking over Czechoslovakia and Austria in particular. — Have you heard of the Austrian man Duerf? He was the world’s leading reverse psychologist — What do you call an Austrian woman’s undergarments? A Freudian Slip. — Why did […]

  • Some short jokes about sex – part 2

    Born Too Late To Explore The Earth, Born too early to explore the galaxy, Born at just the right time to have sex with virtual reality anime chicks. — the closest I’ve ever come to a threesome was when I was mowing the lawn and I got hit in the face by two dragonflies having […]

  • Some short jokes about Germany

    Some short jokes about Germany

    Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens. — Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare! — Q: What country is ill? A: Germany. — Why did Germany […]

  • Some short jokes about sex – part 1

    Bill Clinton must be the luckiest man in the world. All of the sex he has, with Hillary, you know it’s hate sex. — My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face. — I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender…I base it on whether […]